These are the voyages of the Star Ship Intercourse. Her continuing mission to bang as much extraterrestrial Pussy - for the glory of mankind as is humanly possible

Pressing the magic button, Captain Dirk said. "Captain's Log - B - equal sign - equal sign - equal sign - D." Bored with the concept of telling the stupid computer yet again, that not too much was really happening, he released the button. Smiling to himself, pleased that the concept of stray outer space pussy - still gave him wood, he glanced over to admire just how nicely Communications Officer Ohura's ass stuck out of that short dress.

"Mister Scott, How are the engines running?"

"They are running just fine, Captain but this dam Vulgan leaning over my shoulder and this annoying blinking blue squiggly line are giving me a fucking migraine!"

With a laugh, Communications Officer Ohura said. "I happen to like that blue squiggly line. If I watch it long enough, it makes me horny."

"As you can see Captain, it makes my nicely shaved pussy wet!"

With a sly grin she said. "The show is over Boys. If it weren't for that beeping over at my communications station - that indicates that someone is trying to communicate with us, I would have showed you just how well that my communications ear piece works as a dildo..."

Seconds later, a wierd looking alien appeared on the screen. He said. "Strangers, We need your help. Our planet has been invaded by a big nasty monster and we don't have the means do defeat it!"

A little upset that Ohuras's strip show had been interrupted, Captain Dirk agreed to beam down to slay the monster.

Beaming down to the proper co-ordinates, Captain Dirk found himself beside a tent on a hostile looking alien planet. Glancing around, ready to zap the monster with his ray guy, he spied a green but pretty looking alien female.

Thinking to himself that the monster did not look too big or too nasty, he said. "Hello there pretty - umm - you. I am Captain Dirk and I am here to slay the evil monster. I hope that is not you!"

With a huge smile, She said. "No Silly, I am Abacon - the forbidden fruit. It is my job to greet visitors to our planet. Just stand there a moment while I administer a test to determine if you qualify for the customary - planetary greeting." With that, she slowly and seductively crawled across her small bed, allowing Captain Dirk this salacious view.

Noticing the almost instantaneous tent that formed in his pants, She said. "If you would be so kind as to remove your pants, I would be thrilled to give you a blow job as is the custom on this planet."
Thinking to himself, just how wonderful it was to be Captain, Dirk quickly removed his pants to see if she would really wrap her lips around his cock.

"What now?" He growled into his communicator when it beeped.

"Captain, It is Scotty. I am just checking to see if you are alright!"

"Life could not be better than right now." He informed Scotty before closing the communicator to finish the conversation.

Suddenly, hearing a noise off to the side, Captain Dirk remembered the big nasty monster that he had agreed to slay. With a promise to return quickly, he trotted off in the direction of the noise to find the monster.

Eager to get back to Abacon and his blow job, he tried his best wrestling moves to try to scare away the evil monster.

Smarting from the picker in his ass, he remembered his ray gun. One quick zap turned the ferocious alien into alien soup. Not even bothering to look for more evil aliens, he ran back to Abacon. Finding her there on the bed where he had left her, He said... "Back to the interplanetary greeting?"

She smiled... "I was doing the 'coochie-rubba' - It is a ancient technique that has been handed down through the generations for emergencies like when the interplanetary greeting are interrupted."

As he knelt between her green knees, he explained that humans use a greeting that is called the 'hand shake' and that it was made up of a number of steps. The first part was the 'slit likka' and it was closely followed by the "fingering clit likka"...

Checking to be sure that he was still good at the introductory parts of the 'handshake', he proceeded to the 'pole-slide' part of the greeting.

Always one to think quickly while on his knees, Captain Dirk introduced the 'checking-out-her-green-ass-while-drilling-her-from-behind' step to the ritual.

Enjoying the way she moaned and how nicely her green tits giggled, he introduced the 'banging-her-on-the-floor' step.

Finally, with his nuts ready to burst, he got the the actual 'hand-shake' part.

Suddenly, his communicator beeped. After the urgent message from Dr. Boner McJoy, Captain Dirk thanked Abacon for the opportunity to save her planet and especially the time spent on official greetings.

Beaming back to the ship, he raced to the medical bay to investigate Ohura's sudden illness

When he arrived, Dr. McJoy explained to him that Ohura was suffering from a serious medical condition - called "drippy cunt". Not wanting to waste a second for fear of permanent damage, the pair sprung into action.

Exhausted from the interplanetary greeting, Dirk decided to supervise Ohura's rehabilitation. He watched the doctor's skill as she got nailed - every way from Sunday.

Captain Dirk chuckled as he watched the doctor finish with a 'hand shake'.

Seeing that the patient was feeling better but pretty sure that he would enjoy fucking her again later, The Doctor instructed her to return at the end of her shift.

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