Our latest erotic updates:
July 2009
Now every browser should be able to find the favicon from the main pages even if the server is busy.
The favicon is the gold star that appears up in your address bar and in your favorites when you bookmark this site.
We added a link on the main page to the google transcoder version of this site so that people can view this site with mobile devices.
If you want to see what it looks like or a close approximation,
Click Here
It looks a bit weird cause the paragraphs automatically adjust to screen size so on a mobile device, they would only be 252 pixels wide.
We are working on a archived version of this page because we feel it is a better approach than the old method of just deleting the bottom month every time we start a new month. It is a "load time" issue but you knew that.
We streamlined the navigation on the Porn picture sex stories pages.
Most of the other categories should also get a second page (or page n=n+1).
The server upgrade went flawlessly! Now, we have room to double the size of this site and then double the size of it again with room still left over. :)
I was tired of having this text centered. Hopefully, you were too. :))
June 2009
OMG, This is Fab! Just look at her eyes. :)
For a while there, I had forgotten just how much fun this is.:)
And remember, If you want to keep some of the images but they use that pop up script, the way to get around that is to "right click" on the thumb and "save target". I know that you knew that, I am just reminding you cause I was testing the stories in FF and I had the urge to save a couple of the pictures. Then I remembered that this is my website so I already have a couple copies of all those pics. lol :)
We even have picture stories with movie clips in them. :) I think we are gonna do more of that cause it is just fuckin cool.
Oddly, if you have not noticed, other story sites have been snooping here and they are starting to do it to.
Non-consent - Reluctance, Strap-ons, Voyeur and the Taboo stories.
Every one should look as good as they get in both Firefox and IE. :) I was gonna suggest that you ignore the upgrade to IE8 for a while cause I am not happy with it but then, it may work for you. I am sure you don't use the same programs as me and most of you will not be running a local host - apache server. Yeah, I know. I just like the punishment...
I was actually trying to get wordpress to work as a rss feed aggregator but that too is proving to be a bit of a headache.
Psst, a little hint for those that feel the urge to look, /wordpress/ will produce a 404. Try it! I guarantee it!
We knew it was going to happen but not when ...
And the answers are ...
1) All this week, We am making things more IE/Firefox compatible while also messing with cgi
2) Between now and the end of the month, This server will be upgraded (again) to add more space for stories and everything else.
Relax and enjoy folks <grin>
Ok, let's do a little demonstration. Take two pieces of cake. Any kind of cake will work as long as it has lots of icing. Now with your palms turned in just slightly, hold your arms stretched to your sides.
As quickly and a hard as you can, clap your hands together. Now, yell at the kids for making such a mess.<grin>
You just did with cake what happens when the FireFox - floating div bug collides with the IE - double margin bug.
The moral of the story is that 21% of the people that visit this site use FireFox and that percentage = a pretty big number. We are working on solutions for things like backgrounds that don't load for the entire page and that really wierd one where #0000FF = blue but IE loads it as green which is #00FF00. As you may have noticed, a change from 16px to a 15px font in IE - has no real effect while the same change in FireFox makes it look like a completely different page.
Soz, I am cursing and fixing and well, mostly cursing but still trying to fix things between the curses. :)
Remember, we did porn picture sex stories First!!!!!!!!!!
Soz, I was looking in my internet explorer cache cause I lost something. To my surprise, it contained just over 18,500 files. Now, that is a lot of files. As a guy pointed out to me the one day, once you get over hand - hand - foot - foot which = 12 or 4 depending on your math
( unless you take your socks and shoes off then you have 20), you have a lot...
Jumping straight to the moral of the story, if you have a high speed connection, dump your cache cause you don't need all that junk hidden on your computer. If you are not sure how to do it then tweet me @EroticTy and when I remember that I am a twitter - tweeter, you will get a barrage of messages back - cause I havn´t quite mastered the 140 character message - yet. <grin>
I made a mistake the other day. Not going to explain it completely but
this gallery did not load correctly.
Tyme was thinking this ...
But I was thinking more like this ...
Now, If you have some spare time and you wanna be that woman, email me and I will build one of those just for you... <grin>
If you have seen those already, this one is new ...
It is a story and a picture set and it has the movies of her bottom - on the bottom. <grin>
A couple of the new stories on illustrated stories page 3 also have movies in them. :) And for your amusement, The latest non-consent story is actually a rape story with pictures! Enjoy if you will ...
For your amusement and enjoyment, I did find a site that has
teens playing sports in the nude.Ok, it is mostly Yoga and gymnastics but it is still well worth a look.
It will be followed by teens playing sports in pantyhose and then maybe I will mix in some girl - girl action. :)
A quick summary of what happened in May cause we were a bit lax in telling you about the updates. There are 35 new spanking Galleries. That's right, a whole new page 2. It has a boat load of fascinating images and movies. The page is floating blocks like the galleries above. But because it looked even more interesting, the outer blocks are the same color as the page background. This gives it that floating images look. :)) There are more stories and more porn picture sex stories as well.
LuvMyMilf is now shtml. Basically, the pages are still html only they had to be renamed to shtml so that I could use server side includes. So, in essence, the pages there are really a combination of multiple pages that the server puts together - the instant you click on a link to see the page. That is why the pictures change and the rest of the page stays the same when we find more featured galleries to add. :))
A couple of news updates. You realize by now, that this is an adult site so I am probably not going to tell you about plane crashes or world politics. The first thing of interest that I will mention is Bing. Here is a link to
Bing.com. It opens in a new window so you can see. Bing is the new version of the MSN Search engine. Now, I know what you are thinking ... Oh Great! Another Microsoft product! Hey, come on... They have a couple of products that almost work and hopefully, Bing is one of them.
Now, the reason that I am telling you about Bing is that like a lot of other people, I happen to think that another search engine could use a bit of competition. Hopefully, Bing will be enough competition that it will cause a couple of un-named guys to (at least - temporarily - hopefully longer) pull their heads out of their asses. It may be warm and safe with your head in your ass but for fuck sakes - smarten up! hehehehe :) That almost reads like I slapped a puppet again. lol :)
Next news item. If you happen to be at a certain search engine and a box drops down when you start typing your search terms and that box happens to contain "suggested" search terms. They are just suggested terms. You don't have to pick one!!! Even more fascinating, you are allowed to spell things wrong. Typos are "OK" too. I just thought Y'all should know that. :)
Now, if you were to search one or more times a day for a week using the same search term every time, you would notice that the results are different every time. The reason for this is 'page rank bleed'. Prior to a couple of days ago, webmasters had a option to control which sites they trusted and which ones they didn't. It was a simple matter of 'trusted' or 'not trusted'. If a site was trusted, you allowed them some of your page rank and if it was not trusted, you put up a wall so that the link worked but there was no transfer of page rank. Now, the option to put up a page rank wall has been removed. So, every site is now trusted - even if they are not trusted. Page rank (trust) is an instantaneous value so the results are fluctuating constantly. You knew it was going to be simple. lol .
May 2009
You have to admit, this is way cooler and it is just the beginning :))
April 2009
Illustrated stories page 2 and 3 are done now. A lot of other pages were changed too. :)) And as expected, they all validate as 4.03 compliant and of course, there are no broken links on the site. The stories - category page got
simplified even more.
In the process of building a new illustrated ( yes, we are ready for page 3) stories page, We decided that we no longer liked the format of the other pages. The pic-pop-up script was cool but it seemed to confuse people. The end result is that the Illustrated Stories (page 1) now looks like this. If you will remember, the first picture stories were pretty much a gallery of full sized images that ate up huge bandwidth with story written underneath the pictures. Oddly, they still look like that only, they got a bit of a tune up.
The new version of Illustrated Stories - page 2 will appear soon to be followed by page 3 with more new stories on it.
March 2009
Awww ... How Cute ... :)
A romantic picture story called - This is making love.
This gallery will appear on "The Hun" sometime in the near future. It is called
Whore Lord fucks the elf maid
The full illustrated story can be found on one of the illustrated story pages by following the link on the bottom of the page. :)
In other news, there are at least 12 more stories on the site including another great chapter in the latest series by Irish Eyes.
If you would like to tell her how much you like her stories, the site email address is on the top of the Erotic Stories - Categories Page ( top link on the left side of this page). Your words will reach her eyes. :))
Remember Ghostbusters?
I thought that was creative and then I saw those two pages.
If Shyla Styles does not make you breathe hard, Gianna Michaels, Rachel Roxx and Shonna are sure too.
Forget the cold shower ... You are gonna need a fire hose or a visa after that one. lol :))
Enjoy Folks! and don't forget to look for the new and updated pages that I forgot to tell you about. :))
Kristina Rose in Hot Bush
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See Kristina? Ok - Ok, She has "Do Me!" written all over her
and if you click her picture, it will take you to movies of her but ...
What is that in her hands?
That's right! She has a Nikon D200!
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Now, you are thinking too yourself, "Beastie, You Damn Fool! This is a Erotic Story Site
and not a Nikon Store!"
Well, You are Right. But! But! But! ...
Here is where I let you in on a little secret. She has a D200 in her hands. This means that she was photographed by a D200
soz ... The still images of her are in 10.1 megapixel. Woo Hoo!!
So you can see every glorious curve of her pussy lips and her face. Hehehe :) OMG! This is Fun!
But Wait! There is more ... Hehehehe :)) The new Nikons are out! That's right, Folks! 21.something megapixels!
As you guessed by this point, Beastie is a Nikon fan and he is not too patiently waiting for the D3X too trickle into the porn industry cause the adventure will be beyond words when those Nikkor and Sigma lenses start catching pussy! :)
The Men Pics Page now has a gallery from PlayGirl for the PlayGirls. :)
The spanking galleries got a major overhaul. You can see them Here
As well, Both Tushy Jail and Tushy Massage were completely re-worked to include way more pictures and movies. The rest of Tushy will be improved over the next few days!
Just incase you did not know, Tyme & I made a new site called LuvMyMilf
We added some new picture and text stories for your enjoyment.
We also gave the main site entrance a bit more sparkle. You can see that here ... EroticTymes
February 2009
More illustrated and text stories added including a illustrated picture story involving a Star Trek spoof. You can find it Here
This is the time to be thinking of your sweetheart. Check out the amazing gifts at Amazon.
After that, The BDSM Stories page got a splash of color. All the BDSM text stories will be replaced shortly after the Super Bowl. That nasty left side menu is gone, they have been simplified and they will all fill the screen now. Some of the older ones were forced to a narrower width because at the time, the internet browswers did not support screen size properly but now that they do, the pages should fill the screen - no matter what screen size you use to view them.
Expect more drastic changes ( like a good splash of color on the illustrated stories pages) in the upcoming days. :)
As we update things, we are going to be adding a lot more new stuff. When we get this server full, then we will get a bigger one. :))
January 2009
There are more spanking galleries. They could be found Here and a new "bitch boys" gallery. It can be found on the bottom of the Erotic Galleries page. That would be the center icon - the second row from the top on this page. :))
We are fixing a few typos ( Tyme can't spell "first", she always types "frist" and of course, there is a reason that she calls me "Drooly the illiterate" Roflmao ) as we continue this batch of mostly invisible and yet important updates to make the site more "Google compatable." Yes, folks. They change the algorithm almost daily. It is just a simple truth, If you want traffic then you have to bend over. lol :)) Don't forget, this is an adult site, I can type "fuck" and it is a keyword just like "asshole." :))Roflmao :))
Enjoy all good things. :)
There are some new illustrated stories on the Porn Picture Sex Stories page. And a few other site updates for you to find.:)
The sex toy stories all lost that nasty left menu. We are currently updating the Non-Consent / Reluctance Stories and the "Hardcore Kinky Sex Pictures." That is the above icon where the guy has a couple of mouse traps clamped to his bag. lol :)) If by chance you find a error in those categories that lasts for more than 5 mins, then email me cause I may have actually messed up. lol :))
To start off the new year, the Sex Toys Stories page has been updated. To be more correct, It is pretty much new.
The Voyeur Stories page got updated and every voyeur story on the website was improved. That nasty blue text from the early pages is fixed and I blew off that left side menu.
Enjoy the faster, clearer pages and smile if something is missing for a while. :))
December 2008
Seasonal Porn Galleries and Cool Images.
Elves, Holiday outfits and decorations. Perfect! :)
There are nine more illustrated stories for you to enjoy. :)
We just added this page for you. Amateur Spying at Home.
These pages contain 90 Amateur - Spying at Home movies. Enjoy!
We just added this page for you. Voyeur Home Videos.
This page contains 60 fascinating voyeur movies.
November 2008
There are 3 more illustrated stories. You can find them in illustrated or in their proper categories.
Also, for your amusement, there are 5 more spanking galleries. I mixed them in so you will have to snoop a bit. :))
Just added ... Two more stories from Irish eyes. The are in the couples stories section and if you into Non-Consent / Reluctance, We just added 20 mins of movies and 4 more galleries to the drastically improved N-C/R Galleries page that can be found offa the corresponding stories page.
Even more Amateurs galleries and a pile more milf galleries. The top 5 milf galleries are new and two of them have huge flash movies in them. For amateurs - we added about 13 galleries and a few of them are just movies. :)) More stories on the way too. :)) Ok - I will be a bit less "cloak and dagger". On the menu above, click on hardcore galleries then either milf or amateurs. If you click on the movies option - instead of hardcore galleries, there are a bunch of new movies on the bottom of the Ultimate Surrender page if you wanted to enjoy some women wrestling. :))
More BDSM Stories, a few more wresting movie galleries offa the Movies page. There are more spanking and amateurs galleries too. :))
A bunch of new stories for this update. If you wanna read some femdom, try the "other" category.
You may wanna see the movies in the latest lesbian story. :))
There are other great things that were added too. :) Just gonna make you look for them. :) Enjoy!
There are 4 new stories / informational pages on the top of the Couples Stories page by Irish Eyes. We added 3 more galleries to Erotic Galleries, one to Men pics and a couple of Public Disgrace galleries to the BDSM / Hardcore Kinky Sex pics page. Also, there are a few more couples / picture stories complete with big tits galleries, with way more on the way.
The first November update is huge. :))
We start off this month with new hardcore kinky galleries.
It says "Men and women submit to be dominated". At the moment, it is mostly women but that is only the first 25+ galleries. :))
October 2008
Another Hot story from Irish Eyes was added to the couples stories.
If you happen to be into spanking, the link to spanking galleries on the BDSM / Spanking stories page now takes you to 20 new spanking galleries.
There are also 15 plus new Bikini galleries. The link to them is on the hardcore sex galleries page ( if the pop up picture shows a woman in a bikini, you are there). While you are there, there are also a couple more story - galleries added to the Big Tits page. Enjoy. :)
Just added... 10 more group sex stories and 8 more romance stories. :)
Hardcore Solo and Milf Categories added to the Hardcore Galleries for those that like them!
23 New Stories were added. You are just gonna have to look around to find them. lol :))
We have a pile of massive changes that will appear this month as part of the ongoing site improvements. Hint: I am going to remove about 20 pages and then add about 100 more. :))
